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    March 08

    三小儿辩日。

    还是今天的事,午饭前去图书馆用功,其间班里的一个法兰西大姐请教我中文,谈话期间表露出伊欲起一中文名字的念头,此女之前蓄谋已久
    ,问我名字里加个“日”字好不好,原因有二,其一:日为太阳,寓意朝气蓬勃;其二:女属阴,日为阳,名字里有个“日”字可以至阴阳平
    衡。她想让我帮忙挑个姓,再起一个两个字的given name,洋人念名字习惯先说名再讲姓,我在心中默念一遍顿觉不妥,遂告之此法不可行,理
    由是国人很少在名字里面放个“日”字(某国两代领导人名字里才有)。洋人办事一根筋,凡事喜欢刨根问底,法兰西大姐不满,要求进一步
    解释为何不可行,几回合下来我抵挡不住(以革命为传统的人民就是强悍),不得已告知真相——“日”在中文里还有胁迫发生性行为的意思
    ,如果在名字中间安放此字,其后果将不堪设想。法兰西大姐听后满足的笑了,意尤未尽,又问我此字是动词还是名词,我回答其乃一动词也,
    此女当即伸手朝边上的老乡一指——“我日你”三个字脱口而出,我当即魂魄尽散,抄起书包欲逃,被边上的香港同学拉住,此君一连坏笑地
    劝解:“不要在意啦,鬼妹就是这么豪(开放)啦!”无奈只得坐下,刚才那个被口头**的法兰西小妹继续发问,问我依此理“日本人”一词
    在普通话里是否有“other meaning”?我一听来了精神,解释道:“‘本人’在中文里有‘myself’的意思,plus‘日’......”大姐抢去话
    头:“So, it's ‘fuck myself’!”众人爆笑,我含笑不语,心中默念:“孺子可教矣......”
     

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    cecilia Cwrote:
    呵呵,一段有趣的辩解
    一场东西方文化小小的碰撞
    你挺幽默的哦 ^^
    Mar. 15
    miwrote:
    应邀专业路过,hoho……
    Mar. 14
    No namewrote:
    welcome to my home 分享身边快乐:)
    Mar. 8

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